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Respected
senior figure, very drunk |
Mistaken for grad student |
There's a waiting line for your grant officer |
Cochlea earring |
More panelists than audience members at session. |
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Parentheses or slashes mid-word in paper title. |
Green background, red text PowerPoint theme |
Theory poster questioning existence of traveling wave |
ARO 97 tshirt |
Panel presentations end on time |
| "As was shown in my manuscript (rejected 2009d)" |
Ignored at section reception |
FREE |
Poster title beginning with "Beyond ..." |
"What are the public health implications of your findings?" |
| "Seeing as I'm out of time" or "we'll skip this slide for the sake of time" | Moderator arrives 30 mins late for her session |
"As indicated by the d-prime value" |
Attended business meeting |
Mistaken for faculty member |
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Laptop fails to connect with projector |
"Auditory object" |
Lost interest in conversation after looking at your badge |
"Ooh, candy!" |
No idea who you've been talking to for the past 10 minutes |